I have to have my tools xmas


  • Dennis Reynolds [digging through trunk]  Oh, they’re all gonna pay. They’re all gonna pay the ultimate price!

    Charlie Kelly Whoa!

    Mac Dude, what’s all that stuff you’re grabbing?

    Dennis Reynolds Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!

    Charlie Kelly Wh-why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?

    Dennis Reynolds It’s fetish- it’s fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!

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